I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this
we should thank god super powers aint real
what if somebody teleported they nut inside you
the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes
are you ok
pomy granite
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date
senior graduation
honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”